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زن نصف شب از خواب بیدار میشود و میبیند که شوهرش در رختخواب نیست،
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings." "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smile to each other." "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." "You can break love, but it won't die." "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsome."
A woman had 3 girls. خانمی سه دختر داشت. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. یک روز او تصمیم گرفت دامادهایش را تست کند. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lake shore ,purposely falls in and pretents to be drowing. او داماد اولش را به کنار دریاچه دعوت کرد و عمدا تو آب افتاد و وانمود به غرق شدن کرد. Without any hestination,the son-in-law jumps in and saves her. بدون هیچ تاخیری داماد تو آب پرید و مادرزنش را نجات داد. The next morning,he finds a brand new car in his driveway with this message on the windshield. صبح روز بعد او یک ماشین نو "براند "را در پارکینگش پیدا کرد با این پیام در شیشهءجلویی. Thank you !your mother-in-law who loves you! متشکرم !از طرف مادر زنت کسی که تورا دوست دارد! A few days later,the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. بعد از چند روز خانم همین کار را با داماد دومش کرد. He jumps in the water and saves her also. او هم به آب پرید و مادرزنش را نجات داد. She offers him a new car with the same message on the windshield. او یک ماشین نو" براند "با این پیام بهش تقدیم کرد. Thank you! your mother-in-law who loves you! متشکرم!مادرزنت کسی که تو را دوست دارد! Afew days later ,she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. بعد از چند روز او همین کار را با داماد سومش کرد. While she is drowning,the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks: زمانیکه او غرق می شد دامادش او را نگاه می کرد بدون اینکه حتی یک اینچ تکان بخورد و به این فکر می کرد که: Finally,it,s about time that this old witch dies! بالاخره وقتش ر سیده که این پیرزن عجوزه بمیرد! The next morning ,he receives a brand new car with this message . صبح روز بعد او یک ماشین نو" براند" با این پیام دریافت کرد. Thank you! Your father-in-law. متشکرم! پدر زنت!!
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